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dobry chlop powinien pachniec
ciezka praca z wczoraj
w oddechu powinien miec tyton arizonski
troche promilii przepuszczonych przez miejsca po plombach
nogi przepocone
powinny byc tak aby przeciagajac palcem miedzy palcami
czulo sie to jeszcze jutro
wazne organy powinny emitowac podrobki
najlepszych szwajcarskich produktow
powinien byc odwazny jak us army
i nie dusic w sobie pfurr.... pfurrr
a kobieta?
uzywac dezodorantow
dobry chlop powinien pachniec
ciezka praca z wczoraj
w oddechu powinien miec tyton arizonski
troche promilii przepuszczonych przez miejsca po plombach
nogi przepocone
powinny byc tak aby przeciagajac palcem miedzy palcami
czulo sie to jeszcze jutro
wazne organy powinny emitowac podrobki
najlepszych szwajcarskich produktow
powinien byc odwazny jak us army
i nie dusic w sobie pfurr.... pfurrr
a kobieta?
uzywac dezodorantow
dajcie zyc grabarzom
erekcjato crap 140
A decent sort of chap should smell
of hard yesterday's toil
His breath should give off a lingering odour of Arizona tobacco
and of some spirit pervading the unattended cavities of his mouth
His feet should be so sweaty
so that having run your finger between his toes
you could still smell it the following day
his crucial organs should emit
the aroma of the best Swiss products
He ought to be as brave as US Army
and shoudn't suppress pfurr ... pfurr...
and a woman?
shoud use deodorants
A decent sort of chap should smell
of hard yesterday's toil
His breath should give off a lingering odour of Arizona tobacco
and of some spirit pervading the unattended cavities of his mouth
His feet should be so sweaty
so that having run your finger between his toes
you could still smell it the following day
his crucial organs should emit
the aroma of the best Swiss products
He ought to be as brave as US Army
and shoudn't suppress pfurr ... pfurr...
and a woman?
shoud use deodorants
"There is a little difference between the Zulu warrior who smeared his body with lion's fat and the modern woman who dabs hers with expensive perfume. The one was trying to acquire the courage of the king of beasts, the other is attempting to acquire the irresistible sexuality of flowers. The underlying principle is the same." from "Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins
to ja to po polsku
I'll tell this in Polish
trzeba sie myć a nie uzywać pachnidełek
i chyba to czytałam bo mnie nie zaskoczyło
the point is to wash yourself, not to use perfumes
and I have probably read that, because it was not surprising for me
a chuj że tu po angielsku
mnie można wszystko i już
I don't give a prick that this should be in English
I can do what I want and that's it
I'll tell this in Polish
trzeba sie myć a nie uzywać pachnidełek
i chyba to czytałam bo mnie nie zaskoczyło
the point is to wash yourself, not to use perfumes
and I have probably read that, because it was not surprising for me
a chuj że tu po angielsku
mnie można wszystko i już
I don't give a prick that this should be in English
I can do what I want and that's it
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